Too Much Witch by Nicki Greenberg

Author:Nicki Greenberg
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Allen & Unwin
Published: 2018-12-21T16:00:00+00:00

Saturday 24 May

Between Barnaby and the Bullfrog, I haven’t had two minutes’ peace all day. Do this. Get me that. I’m hungry. I’m thirsty. I want…I need…I’ve been waiting on the two of them from morning to night like an unpaid drudge.

In the Bullfrog’s case, I suppose it’s not entirely unfair. He’s too small to reach the light switches or the shower taps. He can’t open the fridge, the cutlery drawer or the kitchen cupboards. And even if he could, everything inside is much too big for him. He won’t let me attempt any more shrink spells – not even on the balcony, so he’s drinking out of an eggcup and using my smallest teaspoons to eat his meals, which, of course, I have to cook for him. He’s picky, too: This yolk’s not runny. You didn’t cut the tomato right. Why is the soup that colour? Are you sure the milk’s not off?

Barnaby is being extremely ungracious about sharing his personal maidservant with ‘Scaredy-man’. I was making some steps out of stacked-up books so that the Bullfrog could climb up to the toilet, when His Majesty came up behind me and deliberately knocked The Mindful Witch right into the bowl.

Full Moon cannot come soon enough.

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